It's Not What You Think

You know how a couple days after you have a long make-out session with a guy who has even the slightest bit of stubble, the skin around your nose and chin gets all dry and flaky and it's pretty obvious what you've been doing?

Yeah, that's that state of my face right now.

But WITHOUT the hot make-out benefit.

Apparently I didn't know Kleenex had the exact same effect.  Le sigh.