I dig Gossip Girl, and when I've had a long day and want to doze off to some noise, I find myself watching online episodes of Lipstick Jungle, the Bachelor and most recently The City. Yes, the spin off from The Hills - now the fakeness and drama has moved from LA to NYC.
But the best part about watching these MTV shows are the recaps on Gawker, all written by some brilliant man who goes by Richard.
Some of his best work was from last week's episode of The City.
Main character - Whitney.
Her dude - an Aussie, aka Hugh Jackman in the recap
I love Richard's recap - maybe this is one of those you-had-to-be-there moments, but I was certainly there and keeled over in laughter all day.
I've hyped it so much that you won't laugh. But anyway:
And, I dunno. Whitney gurgled something at Hugh about how he shouldn't lie like his friends lie and he played one loud, long didgeridoo note into her face and Whitney fell over and died. There was a small funeral and then Lauren from The Hills came and they stood at the edge of the land and the beginning of the wide, wide sea and they opened the urn and spread her ashes on a big bowl of Kix. Because it was her favorite thing.
I giggled as I reread it now. So funny.